March 2012
February 2012
Watchthedailywhat:
Not Even Once of the Day: A Florida woman was arrested yesterday for burning down the fifth oldest tree in the world while smoking meth inside of it.
The iconic 118-foot Seminole County cypress tree known as The Senator, estimated to be some 3,500 years old, burned to the ground in January following what police believed to be an arson attack.
But a Crimeline tip led investigators...
Knerzig: What I picture when people say "I don't... →
allieelly:
shylittleoctopus:
chenisthebestkitty:
starkinglyhandsome:
vibri:
acentric:
So, the heterosexuals are on the swingset, swinging back and forth like most people do.
And then there are the homosexuals swinging, like, side to side or something.
The bisexuals are sort of alternating between the two, and the pansexuals are just twisting their swing up in a knot and...
When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid...
andillhaveyouknowimscaredtodeath:
OH MY GOOD GOD.
I must move to England to do this.