criminallyincompetent: barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark: waffleguppies: payface: someone help me I don’t understand… this is the sort of thing which makes me want to buy the english language a drink and then shag it senseless. at least words don’t change meaning if you say them with a different inflectionlanguage is a jerk  I want to take the English language out to an expensive restaurant and whisper sweet nothings in its ear. BRILLIANT. I love this ridiculous amazing language. It’s true.

criminallyincompetent:

barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark:

waffleguppies:

payface:

someone help me I don’t understand…

this is the sort of thing which makes me want to buy the english language a drink and then shag it senseless.

at least words don’t change meaning if you say them with a different inflection
language is a jerk 

I want to take the English language out to an expensive restaurant and whisper sweet nothings in its ear.

BRILLIANT. I love this ridiculous amazing language. It’s true.

(Source: mostlikelyloveyou)

(Reblogged from king-in-yellow)

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